Born on March 12, 1993 Dave began life loud. He cried, he spoke, and spoke, and spoke, and soaked up all the media he could. From movies, TV, radio dramas, music, books, comics, short stories, and the boom of new forms of media through the always-changing world of the internet. Over the years, Dave has amassed an absurd amount of pop culture knowledge, and absolutely no friends. Thus, Dave has one friend, his brother, Isaac..... speaking of which.
May 1, 1995, Isaac was quietly born in a barn. Despite this early handicap, he took to the fast paced world of technology like tick to a deer. A basement dweller and silent gamer (no metal music though so we're safe) Isaac taught himself to work on computers, because well, they do all things. This life style however doesn't lend itself to an abundance of friends. Dave became a good candidate at this point.